Her blue eyes are the size of salad plates, her lips almost too large for her face.
A black fedora is perched low over her shock of tangled blond hair.
Shes impossibly small, her garden-hose legs bottoming out into a pair of ridiculously high black Balenciaga ankle boots.

PHOTOGRAPH BY BRIAN BOWEN-SMITH
But I could be in flats and fall.
If she looks just like the overaccessorized doll from all her paparazzi shots here drinking a latte!
here wearing a silly scarf!
the surprise, then, is actually hearing her speak.
It wasnt about acting.
It was about pleasing other people and making kids smile.
Being accepted into theWeedsfamily is Olsens first real stab at credibility.
To say that I got to work with those people with Mary-Louise Parker!
is a great thing, she marvels.
But Olsens ease and chemistry with costar Hunter Parrish during the audition won her over.
The truth is were so protective of the show, says Kohan.
She earned that part.
We did have to change our signs, though, she says, with an amused sigh.
When we were on location, we couldnt haveWeedssigns up because we would get stalkerazzi.
Theres a reason that Olsen looks so glum in every tabloid shot.
I dont want my picture taken, she says simply.
The only time I think its okay is at a red-carpet event or a photo shoot.
To maintain some semblance of privacy, she makes conscious decisions every day of my life.
I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu, she says without bitterness.
But that is asking for a bikini shot.
Thats inviting something that I dont want to happen.
She treats a question about her health today with genuine thoughtfulness.
Mentally, physically, I feel pretty on top of my game right now, she says.
Talk to me next week, I dont know.
Today, I feel good.
Back into the bright world she goes, wobbling away on her giant heels.