Colbert issued a lengthier warning during hisLate Showmonologue Monday night.
Have you seen Trump’s approval numbers?
That’s flatter than the Black Rock Desert.
You could set a land-speed record on 44 percent.
So, to quote Jim Lovell fromApollo 13, ‘Isaac Newton is in the driver’s seat now.’
“It’s like our country is a deep-space object falling toward a black hole.
Maybe that planet where Baby Yoda lives.
He’s cute.”
“That is the truth.
It’s called tequila.
OnThe Daily Show, hostTrevor Noahremarkedhow “America is going full Mad Max right now.”
“Trump might deny encouraging these people, but then why was he riding on the back?
“Who are you going to replace him with?
Which brings us back to Fauci.
“Trump says stuff like this because he doesn’t think he’s accountable to public opinion.
To go back to something Kimmel said, tequila for Election Night is looking like a mighty fine companion.
