I thought she was drinking at a bus stop.

(Come on, it’s not like it would be out of character.)

So, this is terrible.

Killing Eve

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Not after Rome, she says, which is the opening Carolyn needs.

And she’s killing again.

It ends in heartbreak, in tears, in blood.

It’s watching someone do a job worse than you.

Thats why it sucks.

When her charge doesn’t come right back, she knows something has gone wrong.

“I improvised!”

Villanelle shoots them both, and groans, “Managementsuuuuuucks.”

The first reads, PICK UP YOU BLOODY IDIOT.

The second calls Eve by name.

The phone rings again.

He tells Eve to bring the phone to him.

She says she won’t, and hangs up.

Calling it now: this will be how Eve ends up back in the game.

It really is all down to her.

(Fact: Dishevelment on Carolyn Martens is a typical weekday look for the rest of us.)

MI6 won’t allow her to work; her daughter won’t leave her alone at home.

As Eve faces her mentor, Carolyn is the most uninhibited we’ve ever seen her.

“I miss his smell,” she says.

He’s still working for the Twelve after all.

He tells her Eve is still alive.

“I’m fine,” says Villanelle, but she isn’t.

She’s crying and laughing at the same time, like a woman who’s just witnessed a miracle.

So, here we go again and like the song says, we already know how this ends.