On the mass shootings in Ohio and Texas over the weekend: [Trump] handles everything beautifully.
I just dont know what alternative there is.
I wish I could.
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Its hard to talk about serious subjects…
I want to be funny.
When people watch a late-night television show people feel like they know you want to know what you think …
I wish we didnt have to do it so frequently.
And also a lot of my relatives would be unemployed if I quit the show.
On hostless Oscars and whether hed host a third time: Its a no-win pop in situation.
its a very difficult job.
If you dont care what people think its great.
I do [care] so its kind of a fking nightmare …
But theres no way Mark Burnett has the vision that this monster would become president.
And if he does, then we should all be paying more attention to everything Mark does.
On whether hed ever run for political office: I will never run for office …
Updates to come…
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