To which I say, Oh.
(I believe in tough love, but I dont think I can ever be cruel to another artist.
And thats why I always laughed whenIdolproducers referred to Ellen as the voice of the people.
Didnt they realize they already had Cowell fulfilling that role?
Chances are, Id be out on the streets by New Years.
Otherwise, theyre gonna wind up homeless!
We already know Randy Jackson is not the man for the job.
(I wanted to bring some rock to this roller coaster!
he told the crowd today, signifying his willingness to use his words for the power of nonsense.)
What do you think, Idoloonies?
Can J.Lo be the Simon?
Should she even try?
And how are you feeling about the Randy-Jennifer-Steven panel?
Sound off below, and for all my Idol news and commentary, follow me on Twitter@EWMichaelSlezak!
- A paraphrase of my all-time favoriteIdolatryput down from the esteemed Kristen Baldwin
