These travel-by-map montages were the height ofSurvivorhilarity, yet sadly have sat dormant for more than 30 seasons.

“Here’s the thing for me,” says Probst.

“It was fun to do it.

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We did it several times.

And we always had a very fun, tongue-in-cheek way of doing it.

But I don’t want to repeat.

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So I just still don’t have a great idea.

Honestly, doing something like paddle-boarding or whatever, why?”

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!

“You just want to see me look like an idiot again,” Probst says.

First off, a little history.

A story of an aborted attempt at yet another epic vote delivery!

This was the plan: I walk past the skate park and I go, ‘Hey, kid.

Can I have your board?’

And he throws me his skateboard.

See you around.'

But I’ll give a shot to learn.'

We hire this guy.

He says, ‘Oh, I can teach you to do a couple of tricks.’

And I go, ‘But I didn’t grow up in California.

I’m not a skateboarder.’

He says, ‘No problem.’

I can’t do this!

So we never aired it, and that was the last one."

(Trust me, I’ve been trying for six years.)

“The skateboarding is what did me in,” says Probst.

‘What’s the trick?’

He goes, ‘I’ll tell you what we’re going to do.

I’m like, ‘That’s exactly what I need!

I’ll look like a stud!’

You’re fired, because I’m out.'"

AndSurvivorhas never been the same since.

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