(There was actual applause.)
Especially one who sees theQuantum of Solacetrailer and says, Alright.
Its a date, baby.
Credit: Logo
The highlights:
Wades entrance: Greeted by applauseandhooting.
(I smack him.
Wade asks Noah Whatchu lookin at?
The man behind me, hereby referred to as MBM, answers, You!
Wade and Noah get busy.
MBM: Ta da!
Ricky gets dropped off at the house in a cop car (MBM: There she come).
He takes a shower (Butt shot, No.
1, I note!).
During a heated discussion about the state of their marriage, Eddie slaps Chance.
Chance runs into the house and trips over Alex, whos passed out on the floor.
Alex presents Wade and Noah their groom-and-groom caketopper.MBM: Oh, look at that.
When Alex says he and Trey have been together 11 years: applause!
Eddie and underage Brandon take Wade to a gay-friendly straight bar for his bachelor party.
He asks Wade if he ever wants Noah to f him.
Wade says, Who says he doesnt already?
(Crowd: Whooo!)
(Crowd: Applause!)
Crowd, especially me: Oooooh!
Baby Gat and Brandy (Jennia Fredrique), Noahs rep, return to the house.
Brandy begins her bonding with Alex.
(Love them.)
I start wondering what Whats the T?
Baby Gat makes another move on Noah.
Noah pushes him into the water.
Baby Gat decides to get warm by stripping down and running naked to the hot tub.
(Butt shot No.
Baby Gat pulls Noah into the hot tub, too, which a drunken Wade sees and storms off.
Noah asks Ricky to follow Wade.
Wade knows Ricky loves Noah.
Ricky knows Noah loves Wade.
Ricky says hes always wondered what all the fuss is about Wade, why Noah has to have him.
Ricky leans in and they kiss.
(The woman: Tell me he didnt do that!)
Noah sees them and runs back to the house.
Eddie tells Chance he wants a divorce.
Chance says hes too drunk to talk about it.
(MBM: Drunken minds speak the truth, honey!)
Chance goes downstairs and kisses Brandon.
(MBM: Get it!
Noah wakes up the next morning.
(And in the end, it does.)
The rest of the house starts waking up.
One of Brandys false eyelashes hangs halfway off her right eye for multiple scenes, which delights MBM.
Chance tells Brandon, This cant happen again.
(MBM: Until Christmas!)
Chance sneaks back into his bedroom with Eddie.
(MBM: Hi, baby.
Your country breakfast is ready.)
Ricky finds an upset Noah.
(MBM: Say it!)
He tells him that he loves him.
(Crowd: Gasps.)
Ricky says he knows Noah doesnt love him that way and that he does love Wade.
Ricky wants Noah to know that he will always have his back.
(MBM to a friend: Ill always have your back, girl.
MBMs friend: And Ill have yours.)
I wonder if that 30-second resolution of apparentlyyearsof pining is realistic.
If so, I want to be a gay man.
Noah sports another piece of outerwear: Robb asks, How many coats did he bring?
What am I gonna do?
MBM answers: Live your life, bitch.
Noah tells him hes part of their family now.
Chance and Eddie make up.
Noah debuts his lavender wedding jacket.
If you saw the movie, was it all you hoped for?
(I was as happy leaving it as I was theSex and the Citymovie.)
And more importantly, was your crowd as good as mine?
