As have others: theGossip Girlreboot wasHBO Max’s most-watched original series premiereto date.

But we, uh… we’ve got to talk about the “Gossip Girl” of it all.

The bottom line is and must be that the teachers at Constance/St.

You see, Miss Keller is becoming concerned because the DM-gossip-well has dried up.

Ma’am, you are cyberbullying his child it’sMissssssTrash Can for you!

is a pretty good line.

Do I love that it’s being delivered toa 14-year-old?

I’m honestly not sure, because I have no idea how oldObieis.

But Julien knows that if she chases Zoya out of Constance, Obie would just pine for her.

Want to know how?

Which they both seem to enjoy.

And after one particularly rough black tie event wherein Audrey’s mom (Laura Benanti!!!)

And it isnot…

That bad, actually!

HAIM, she can’t go through with it.

See you back here next week in the hopes that someone anyone!

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