But after Ex-Husbands and Wives, I can gladly say, welcome back, *itches.
But thats only the tip of the scandal.
Lets dip into the mailbag for some questions.
My ex-husband, who is treating me for cancer, is trying to win me back.
He even bought me a juicer.
My current husband is a good man, too, though.
Hes the Waffle Master, but he might have cheated on me.
Who should I choose?
Your ex-husband is not treating you for anything… anymore.
And your husband didnt cheat on you with a neighbor.
You should talk to your daughters friends.
They can tell you more.
Are handcuffs are a good idea for a first date?
Honey B
Always, but dont bother.
And lets cut the crap, Blair.
Youre going to the Empire State if its the last thing you ever do because Chuck said to.
If youre not there tomorrow, at 7:01 Im closing my heart to you forever.
And you know youll be there.
Your chemistry is undeniable.
Glances speak so much more than words.
Evidence: when you were talking to Psycho Psychiatrist about your dysfunctions.
Tyra Banks would be proud.
I cant handle dead bunnies.
And I love when you confuse outsiders by trying to explain your groups complicated past schemes.
And later, I tipped him off when he was about to be caught.
The doc and his precious family were half way out the door, but then my plan was duped.
Can I fix things with my dad?
And this advice is free: Never wear that black dress again.
There are two huge reasons.
Can I wear a short, one-shoulder dress to a formal function?
So stop doing it.
Thats two offenses in a row.
I feel like Ive gotten more interesting since my girlfriend disappeared.
