Best Jack Nicholson Moment?
All those Golden Globe moments and more are ahead.
‘‘This is the stuff you dream about,’’ said the sartorially challenged winner.

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‘‘I’m not going to lie.
I’ve never seen all these people before!’’
‘‘I can’t believe it.

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I’m shaking!’’
It’s harder to be a straight person all the way through.''
‘‘I’d like to thank… actually the makers of Kaopectate,’’ said Pitt.

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‘‘They’ve done a great service for their fellow man.’’
Caught nowhere near the men’s room after the show, Pitt explained his choice.
‘‘I have a nervous stomach, and it works.

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I’ll be expecting those calls from Kaopectate any minute now.’’
He still gives the funniest acceptance speeches in the history of showbiz.
‘‘I am the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.’’

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(Hanks won two Academy Awards in a row, forPhiladelphiain ‘94 andForrest Gumpin ‘95.)
As the crowd gasped and shouted for her to stop, Taylor, clearly confused (‘‘What?
I don’t open this?

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‘'), ultimately had to get direction fromDick Clark.
The icing on the deliciously dotty cake: Her legendary announcement ofGlaaadiator!as the winner.
He also praised costarKathy Bates, referring to her as ‘‘Bates Motel.’’

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His explanation for his free-flowing wit: ‘‘I took a Valium tonight.’’
Glad we can count on you, Jack.
‘‘I’m not from these parts,’’ he explained.

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‘‘I’m from a little place called England.
We used to trigger the world before you.’’
He seemed just as surprised during his second win of the night, for Best Actor in a Comedy.

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‘‘And I’m lucky enough tonight to have my father here with me.’’
Could somebody pass the tissues?
The lucky name-drop recipients: Laurie’s script supervisor, his hairstylist, and his agent.

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‘‘That’s not my handwriting,’’ Laurie said of the last slip of paper.
‘‘This is early, I haven’t had a drink yet,’’ he fretted.
Among those he thanked was Jack Abramoff, the recently indicted Washington lobbyist.

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A few folks in Washington may be wondering the same thing.
(Washington reportedly used an anti-gay epithet about fellow cast member T.R.
Knight; those reports subsequently prompted Knight to come out publicly.)

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Knight tried to lighten the mood by cracking in a goofy voice, ‘‘What fight?!’’
a f—-t. Never happened.’’
(Well, Mr. Washington, you kinda just did.)

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2007: Most Outrageous Speech
Really, would you have expected less from theBoratstar?
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2009: Best Acceptance Speech Middle Finger
Who doesn’t loveTina Fey?
BabsInLacrosse, DianeFan, and CougarLetter, that’s who.

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Sadly, just three months later, James was revealed to be aphilanderer, and Bullock filed for divorce.
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2011: Most Memorable Laugh
It was the chortle that launched a thousandmemes.
He totally wants to sleep with me!’’

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He was met with bone-chilling glances and general A-list furor.
In the end, all the uproar didn’t make a lick of difference.
Gervais waswelcomed backfor a threepeat in 2012.

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One moment of genius?
From Meryl Streep toTaylor Swift, no one was safe not even the Globes themselves.
Masterful, yet not mean.

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She began very emotional, looking shocked while thanking the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in an odd way.
The play-off music started and stopped and then started again.
It was all very confusing, but cemented her name in history books for the wildest speech yet.

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Had too much champagne?
Who knows, but the moment will be forever remembered by the internet.
“It’s been 5 minutes and I’m a meme,” she tweeted.

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Their Cosby impressions paired with their jokes were some of their best zingers of the night.
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2016: Most Bleeped Moment
Were the 2016 Globes the most bleeped ceremony in TV history?
“There was one performance this year that stunned me it sank its hooks in my heart.

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Not because it was good, there was nothing good about it.
But it was effective and it did its job.
It made its intended audience laugh and show their teeth,” she said.

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Someone he outranked in privilege, power, and the capacity to fight back.
““I’m sorry!
“Alohastar Emma Stone was caught yelling on the broadcast.

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Appropriately, LMFAO’s “Shots” played as the “nurses” walked through the scared-looking crowd.
He called out the plethora of streaming services and the talent representing each one as nominees for the night.
“You say you’re woke, but the companies you work for I mean, unbelievable.

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Apple, Amazon, Disney,” Gervais said.
“If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.
You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything.

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You know nothing about the real world.
Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
“As some of you may know, he’s always been on mine.”

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“He’s an all-star.
He’s a gent,” Pitt said.
I would’veshared the raft.”

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