Perhaps one shouldnt knock it until shes tried it.

To each her own!

Just kidding, Id never try this, it is my actual nightmare.

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Anna

Meet our first flirty dancer of the evening: Anna.

Anna is a 24-year-old freelance writer and part-time nanny.

Shes hustling for those dough stacks, guys.

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She wants a man who canhandle it.

Will our impeccably dressed munchkin Jenna be able to find this tall single lady her first boyfriend?

Honestly, who knows.

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Anna & Max, Sucker by The Jonas BrothersMax, a 28-year-old substitute teacher, seems very game here.

A turtleneck, you guys.

And by it I mean a filmed date with a person hes never heard speak before.

I havent even seen the second dance and I am rooting for a Max win.

Anna & Jimmy, Rewrite the Stars by James Arthur and Anne-MarieWow wow wow.

Alas, there are neither horses nor rope dancing.

Jenna responds, YES UHHHH and I think maybe in that moment she found love on the dance floor?

This show is wild.

The Second Date:Anna, GIRL.

Anna goes with the magical dance and decides to meet Jimmy for a second date.

I feel like when Anna hears that whole unique experience thing, shell get it.

Ted

Now this is theFlirty Dancingcontent I had been hoping for!

Forget youngsters looking for love, I want to watch a retiree give a shot to find romance again.

He is too precious for this show.

Kari went through a tough divorce and is looking for a love that lasts.

Did you guess that?

If so, go you!

AnotherDWTSfan favorite, Sharna Burgess, is choreographing for Ted.

Look at these little lovebirds!

Ted & Judy, Beyond the Sea by Bobby DarinAw, Judy!

When 57-year-old franchise consultant Judy is asked about her dance experience, she breaks down into tears!

She lost her husband 15 years ago and started dancing as a form of therapy.

Wouldnt it be amazing if the way of getting through her grief led her to her next great love?

I mean, it probably wont because life is cruel and so is reality television.

Still, Judy says shes ready to show someone her heart and that someone could be Ted!

They are getting the romantic dance, after all.

Also in Judys favor?

She should win for the winking alone.

The Second Date:Ted meets Kari for a second date!

I hope she goes home, does some yoga, and then embroiders that saying onto a throw pillow.

Its begging for it!