First Look: My 2010 resolutions!

• GiveUnited States of Taraanother try.

DittoIts Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

• Drink less water and more diet cola.

• Get soap-writing God Patrick Mulcahey to pen aSanta Barbarareunion script purely for my enjoyment.

• Convince Connie Britton to enter herself in the far-less-cluttered lead actress category at the Emmys.

• Finally plan that trip to Belgium (for obvious reasons).

• Spearhead a search party to track down mymissing Bay Area buddies.

• Spend more time with my family.

Or better yet, allow my family to spend more time withme.

• Catch up onSons of Anarchy.

• Read less,Tweet more.

• Find out the real reason this happened.

• Use my immeasurable clout to pressure NBC into renewingChuckfor another season.

Ditto ABC andUgly Betty.

• Conduct a no-holds-barred, sit-down interview with Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein.

• Become more selfish and less selfless with my time and money.

Wait, did I get that backwards?

Nope, thats right.