He’s also been more productive than the rest of us.

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“I haven’t been in pain like this since that horse bit me on the breast!”

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“What horse?”

I asked “Where?”

“Oh, it was years ago, in Ethiopia,” she told me.

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Little, Brown

“He didn’t mean to do it, though.

I think he was just hungry.”

“For what?”

I asked, “Milk?”

“Satan would never have intentionally hurt me.”

“That was the horse’s name?”

I asked.“Satan?”

“Satan bit you on the breast and it surprised you?”

She nodded again and picked up her fork.

“From our other horse, Charlie Brown, I’d have expected it.”