Here comes the neighborhood!

(Well, theyve revealed thecharactersat least; the roles have yet to be cast.)

As youd imagine, there are some familiar types among the tenants.

Wanna meet em?

The new Jake and Amanda are…David Patterson and Ella Flynn.

Shes his omnisexual sometime

lover, a PR whiz whose tongue is as sharp as her stilettos.

The new Billy and Allison are…Jonah Miller and Riley Richmond.

The new Matt is…Auggie Kirkpatrick.

A hunky hippie, this recovering

alcoholic is willing to give everybody the benefit of the doubt.

No

word on whether the wordsuckerwill be tattooed on Debbie Downers

forehead, but come on…

The new Jane is…Lauren Bishop.

The new Sydney is…Violet Foster.

Though shes fresh off the turnip

truck, this small-town teen already has a worldly-wise m.o.

play the

sex kitten till youre ready to bare your claws.

So what do you think?

Are you interested in seeingMelrose Place

renovated?

Or should this property have remained condemned?

Im

thinking Scott Porter and Amanda Seyfried as David and Ella.

Got any

better ideas?

(Additional reporting by Andy Patrick)