You know the tea: The higher the hair, the closer to God.

I don’t get sexy in drag because no one is interested in clowns.

The trick is, I tuck everything under and then stick it all up under my wig… Once you’re tucked, never take a stab at go to the restroom because that is the worst.

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Once you’re tucked, never go to the restroom.

That’s why half the drag queens I know are miserable: They have to pee.

MAX HARWOOD (JAMIE): We spent so long in those looks on set.

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Bianca Del Rio in the ‘Everybody’s Talking About Jamie’ movie.John Rogers/Amazon Studios

There’s not much time to use the bathroom.

Me and Richard were holding on for dear life.

RICHARD E. GRANT (LOCO CHANELLE): I took sips through a straw over 14 hours…

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Richard E. Grant in ‘Everybody’s Talking About Jamie.'.Dean Rogers/Amazon Studios

The biggest mystery to me is how people can jump up and do the splits [while tucked].

How do they do that!?

GRANT: Just throw [the tights] away!

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Max Harwood in ‘Everybody’s Talking About Jamie.'.John Rogers/Amazon Studios

You don’t want your clothes to say hello before you.

The kids today would probably say Ariana Grande or Lady Gaga.

A drag queen has one job: Know the f—ing words!

I think it’s important to perform the numbers you know.

Don’t venture to create a look without committing to the actual song.

GRANT: I watched every season ofRuPaul’s Drag Racein 3 weeks, literally binge-watched the whole lot…

There’s a drag queen called David Hoyle, he’s incredible.

His vulnerability and his melancholy [made me feel] like a sponge in his presence.

He absolutely inspired me.

Never underestimate the power of a good wig…

HARWOOD: I love wigs.

I’ve been known to spend money on hair I don’t need.

Last week, I bought two or three wigs; it cost me 400.

DEL RIO: It’s a packaging to get away with murder.

But when I’m in a wig, I’m hysterical.

…and know how to keep it on your head

HARWOOD:Glue?

I’m guessing glue.

GRANT:Glue made from donkey sperm.

But, Richard knows!