I fear she might quit after realizing youre required to wear 27 layers of makeup on show nights.
Meanwhile, Ive put on my featheredDWTSThinking Cap.
Brace yourselves for…
ANNIES ULTIMATE BARBIE DREAM HOUSE DWTS CAST!
The Enormous Athlete:Michael Jordan.
To be partnered with tall new pro Anna Demidova.
I could wear a different XXXXL early 90s Chicago Bulls tee for each episode.
Because thats what watching this show is all about.
The Cutie Pie Olympian:Matthew Mitcham.
I dont care if hes Australian.
If Australia doesnt want him on its ownDWTS, well take him here.
(And this way, the Olympian wont win!)
The Woman of a Certain Age:Jessica Walter.
The Old Guy:Richard Jenkins.
He almost won an Oscar!
Crappy reality TV should clearly be his next move.
The Comedian:Neil Flynn, the janitor fromScrubs.
So charming in person, and his deadpan delivery would kill in such a ridiculous setting.
The Actor Who Isnt Doing Much These Days:Danica McKellar, a.k.a.The Wonder Years Winnie Cooper.
Her briefWest Wingrun wasnt nearly enough.
The Diva:Annie Lennox.
Just because I love her and shed never do it.
What Would Jesus Do?
Put on something sequined.
Oh yes He would.
What about you, DANCMSTRs who would be in your ultimate cast?
addCredit(Wang: Janet Mayer/PR Photos ; Lennox: Albert L. Ortega/PR Photos)
