Musicals based on real-life figures are all the rage (see:Cher,Tina Turner, etc.
), but it’s difficult to imagine a musical more simpering and thoughtlessly assembled thanDiana: The Musical.
It’s unclear just who the target audience is for this: Hate watchers?
Jeanna de Waal in ‘Diana: The Musical’.Netflix
People who collect plates bearing the faces of the royal family?
To make matters worse, the lyrics are astonishingly puerile.
The casting also leaves something to be desired.
Rhyming tabloid headlines are less ignominious than this sequence.
