As Mama Gosselin walks on by, will Tony call her name?

A nation gasps, but does not quite weep.

Props-lover Pamela Anderson was in the bottom two with Kate yes, the real bottom two this time.

Dwts Gosselin

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After the show, fan favorite Kate Gosselin told my colleague Lynette Rice, I knew.

My gut feelings are always right…I woke up this morning and I knew it was today.

And it was okay.

(Read the whole interview here.)

Too bad DANCMSTR said Chad and Chelsie, thus blowing his cover.

Maybe he wanted Ochocinco to step up hisJungle Bookattire a bit and dance with Chelsie in just a loincloth.

They would have suited each other, too, as Chelsies boob popped out mid-dance.

The silver strands bounced like fringe, but they were all woven together.

It was fringe… but kept in place.

My heart, it palpitated.

And I would no longer be a human…Id be a glittering heap ofHIDDEN GEMS.

NEXT: All the filler segments.

(Now put your hands up!)

First Sade, now Maxwell?

Whats withDWTSTuesdays boasting such great singers this season?

Do I sound like creepy Bruno right now?

Everyone on this show has amazing legs and beautiful lines, but give me a break, lady!

Ooh, Twitter has just informed me that Lacey Schwimmer choreographed for Teddy and Tyne.

Well done, you!

I appreciated it, just didnt love it.

Adam Corolla returned for another Between the Mirror Balls segment.

Get your facts straight, PROPMSTR.

And no, it was not Pamela Anderson.

It was like the front ladys head exploded into a mushroom cloud of blond hair.

Excited for next weeks swing dance marathon?

Til next week, DANCMSTRs remember, I.

(And the camera!)

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