Metta World Peace and his partner Peta Murgatroyd.

Also, I lied Im never going to stop thinking about that sandwich.

Can I get a standing ovation right now for Tom for pulling off these monstrously liiiiiiiiiive two-hour results shows?

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He has to be such a chatterbox and cover so much turf.

(I hope you didnt take my suggestion seriously and get up out of your gear chair.

Thatd be insane.)

Rob and his dirty talkin partner Cheryl Burke joined Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus in jeopardy this week.

Lets move on to….

THE TOP 7 (SEH-VEHHHHHN!)

MOMENTS OF THE RESULTS SHOW

7.

I forgot the contra-check!

the increasingly lovable David Arquette via WDWTS (Ballroom Floor Radio.

Tune into channel 666 on your AM dial!)

Im afraid of Cheryl Burke.

Maybe we could beroommates!

Carson Kressley, whos taken over as this seasons Maks-obsessive in chief.

(Call me!)

NEXT: Time to mock the dreaded DWTS Troupe.

(Its tradition!)

I have never sounded more nuts than I do right now.

Youre more girly than any guy Ive met.

Hope Solo to Maks.

(Theyre gonna work on media training.)

I have a new number one: The adorable group bounce/hug after Chaz was called safe!

Biggest awwwwww moment so far.

So I guess that entire list has been rendered incorrect.

I think well all live.

Oh no its anotherDWTSTroupe!

DECOYS, ALL OF THEM.

Oh Lord Mirrorballus in disco heaven, save us save us, like.

Were young, were sexy and were stealing the dance floor.

What more do you guys want?

How dare you dazzle us with your every move?

Its all so terrible!

HIDDEN GEMS OF THE WEEK: FULL HEAP HERE!

You know Im just kidding about the Troupe, right?

Happy with who went home, DANCMSTRs?

Do you think Val ever did see the end ofTitanic?

Maybe hell want to watch it with us at our next slumber party.

See you next week!

XOXO,

Fringe Fairy

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