(The Night Mark Cuban Was Still There for Some Reason just isnt as catchy.)
If you werent convinced that this show is really shot Liiiiiiiiiiive well, now you have proof.
And half a point off for the audience, many of whom laughed as soon as Marie went down.
Credit: Craig Sjodin
OMG Im going to hell.
But what exactlydidI expect?
(Kind of!)
Jennie Garthand Derek Houghs samba (25/30) wasnt as loose and bootylicious as Scarily Spicy Salsas.
Jennies expression and squeaky-nerdy Oh!
I hope she follows Brunos advice: You have to keep the puff going.
Apparently Bruno loves to smoke weed in group parameters.
Raise a jazz hand if youre surprised!
The fourth and least effective samba victim?
Among 117 others.)
Mark earned straight 7s (21/30) and then complained: I was hoping for a higher prime number.
Except there isnt one under 10.
Maybe he thought he deserved an 11?
NEXT PAGE: Lets get ready to rrrrrrrumba!
Even if it was more frenetic than expected, this was my favorite dance of Sabrinas so far.
It also reminded me of what a highly trained dancer she already is.Sigh.
was a little much.
Oh,Cameron Mathisonis the star?
Really gorgeous, really something, she yapped from the corner of the studio.
Really one of the most useless (yet most hilarious) guest spots ever!
Jane Seymours rumba tied with Camerons.
The elegant-ballerina gimmick might not hold up for too much longer.
Namely, the judges didnt think he had chemistry with Julianne.
Its kind of sick that the judges are always like, Come on, fool, itsJulianne.
Get it together and get aroused!
Man up for the 19-year-old girl!
Regardless, Helios facial expressions did him in tonight.
If youre into things that are awful, go back and just watch his face throughout the performance.
Its kind of horrifying.
The rumba is all about acting, which he simply cannot do.
Its just unfortunate, much like the black spangly mock turtleneck he had to sport this week.
As soon as Helio gets another dance he can grin through, hell probably fare much better.
What do you think?
How badly did Maries collapse freak you out?
Who wants to Gmail Mark Cuban for the hell of it?
And which stars are in a position to go home tonight?
