(But with zero hip action!)
reality stars had to re-perform cringe-y sambas that no one wanted to watch.
In the end, it wasnt complicated: Not enough of America appreciates Denebby Downer Richards.
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This just wasnt his season.
And no comment on the emotional instability.
(Shes a way better writer than I am.
If the show insists on this tiresome dance-off thing, I think the judges should have final say.
Wait a minute…that pretty much defines the entire series!
So maybe it does make sense.
I find it kind of hilarious that Woz managed to stick around despite scoring a 10 this week.
Hes got a dedicated following of computer literates gunning for him check it out.
Karina had a much better Doughboy-esque squeal than Woz, by the way.
Were those two sneaking some Spread and Bake Brownie Batter under the danger-zone spotlight?
Its really helping me not finish this recap.
Another bonus: Everything about this performance was incredible!
Adele should come back every week and just sing her entire album.
Just imagine Toms delivery here: Oh, yeah, thats gonna help a lot!
Im guessing Ty will get the quicker dance, though.
presumption down a notch, and inexplicably/hilariously provides snapshots of all three judges footwear from Tuesday night.
Oh yes, you read that right: A CLOSE-UP OF DANCMSTRS FOOT.
Did the right star go home, DANCMSTRs?
Will Maks devote the rest of the season to choreographing pro dances featuring him as the only open-shirted male?
Can Steve Wozniak serve me some friggin crescent rolls already?
Comment your sequin-encrusted hearts away on these important issues and more!
