ADancing With the Starsresults show that kept me alert and often beaming throughout the entire hour.
The deserving star, Susan Lucci, received the memo to Hit the Road, Jack (harsh!
), with plenty of time to make a sweet, amusingly Oscar-esque speech.

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Then there was the Maks Factor, obviously.
No ballroom kids, just one useless filler segment, andveryminimal backstage BS with Samantha.
Twas a dream, dance masters.
Ill probably be calling Lance the Landlocked Cosmonaut for the rest of the season.
Live and learn, Len!
Im pretty sure he has a creepy mustache.
Im sure the Landlocked Cosmonaut wouldnt mind… Also, IMPORTANT UPDATE: Edytas lower calves are officially darker than her brown hair.
For Richies second song,EW.coms friend n savior Maks now with a freshly shorn noggin!
returned to cha-cha with Cheryl, Tony, and Kym.
What do you think, dance masters?
Will you miss Susan Lucci?
DoesDanceCenterreally never get old?
Yay or nay on Maks new do?
And honestly…why cant every results night be like this one?