First, lets make one thing clear: I think Iwouldwatch a show calledThe Pig Trials.
Particularly if the lawyers were humans and the bailiffs were horses.
And I fully support any world in which the maximum sentence is bacon.
Credit: Randy Holmes/ABC
Last nights Southern Accents wasnt just about the pig trials.
But acceptance didnt come easy, especially after Jules walked in on Holly having a tongue party with Travis.
Travis was just thinking with his danglies, Jules!
Now Ill pound grape to that!
On the wedding planning front, Jules decided she wanted a beach wedding.
But a permit is required for that sort of thing.
Unfortunately, the city only provides permits for beach parties, not beach weddings.
To get her way, shed have to take it up with the mayor.
As it turned out, Roger (Barry Bostwick) is the mayor of Gulf Haven.
And since the karma gods werent on Jules side this episode, Rogers new wife happened to be Barb.
(Welcome back, Barb!)
Andy liked the plan he would get to wear a top hat!
but Ellie selfishly vetoed the idea.
Enter Sig, Andy, and Lauries Twitter boyfriend, Wade (Edwin Hodge), via Skype.
Laurie & Co. temporarily cured all with the panel.
NEXT: The nights best moments and lines!
++ Jules: She always wants to hang and connect with me over tequila shots.
Grayson: Just say no.
Jules: I cant say no to tequila.
Thats why Travis exists.
++ The title card: Hey, would you and your friends watch a show called Pig Trials?
Its like my ring had a baby.
Barb
++ This town needs a new mayor.
And not one thats in bed with big business.
Thats what Barb calls her private parts.
Jules
++ You know whod be great?
It sounds really funny, plus, he could totally shake things up.
Laurie
++ Plus, you would look so great kissing a baby.
Cause you kind of look like a baby.
And everyone knows theres nothing cuter than a baby kissing a baby.
Its why I dont eat monkeys.
Bobby
++ One time, I asked this blind lady when her baby was due.
Turns out she wasnt pregnant, and she wasnt even a lady.
And he hit a real pregnant lady.
And I was like, Dude youre such a jerk!
You just hit a real pregnant lady.
And then it turns out she wasnt pregnant either, so… Laurie, who else?
++ Its like life is flashing before my eyes.
I should have drunk more wine.
Ellie: Its only white.
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