Dont worry, hes totally fine.
He just has to wear a dorky helmet for a while.
Meanwhile, Grayson felt neglected by Jules all-wedding-all-the-time attitude.
Credit: Carin Baer/ABC
He was only No.
5 on her speed dial, and he was really missing out on affection/general human contact.
A trip to the dog park couldnt even cure his loneliness.
But he lost that battle before it began.
I guessshe cant handle The Truth.
In less depressing plot developments, the gang added Dominance Ball to their repertoire of games.
The rules are pretty simple.
If someones not looking, you peg them with a ball to establish dominance.
The game looked pretty fun, but I have to say Im missing Penny Can(!).
Its been far too lacking this season.
They requested that he cut his long locks, but he didnt want to.
And now, hes paying the price by wearing a helmet for the next few episodes.
Hes a neurosurgeon with two kids.
Bryce is a Marine.
Haley is in law school.
++ This weeks title card joke: This is not the Simpsons chalkboard bit.
This is not the Simpsons chalkboard bit.
This is not the Simpsons chalkboard bit.
++ The caveman-style family dinner, mostly because it made me crave mashed potatoes.
++ I would totally date a guy with no feet.
Itd just be one less gross thing for me to deal with.
Laurie
++ Andy You mock me.
Yet my life is your future, my friend.
A solitary march to the grave.
Grayson: No woman can ignore The Truth.
Andy: Did you just call your body The Truth?
Grayson: I did.
And I did it unironically.
++ Jules: Girls are going to think youre a total badass.
Ellie: Thats true.
Back in college, I was a sucker for injuries.
If a guy had a scar or a missing finger we just did stuff.
I miss being a hoe.
Laurie: You want back in?
Cause well take you back.
++ Graysons motorcycle accident scar was really from a curling iron.
It was the 90s!
++ Laurie: I agree.
And I dont even have kids.
Ellie: You probably do.
One could have dropped out while you were skanking around town.
++ The issue date on Toms hospital ID was May 21, 2012.
The expiration date was May 20, 2009!
++ I almost died once at an amusement park.
I got strangled by an animatronic bear.
Turns out when you throw a whole cup of soda on them, those things go crazy.
Doesnt make a whole lot of sense, but they actually had to shoot it.
Jules
++ Someone added a name to the guest list.
Who the hell is that?
Jules
What did you think of Lovers Touch?
If you didnt like this post, Im just going to give you a blanket sorry.
But I hope that youll comment anyway to share your favorite cul-de-sac crew moment.
And just for kicks,enjoy this clipI used for my headline inspiration.
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