In just one page, he says the word five times.

), and nearly embarrassing himself for an almost completely unnecessary reason.

The following story is defecation-free, guaranteed.

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“Here’s Kenan with a French revolutionary costume on.

The tank is rotating, and he’s still maintaining the majesty of that part.”

Or it’s late in the read-through and people are tired.

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[Diner Lobster] never ignited people.

It just didn’t work as a sketch at the table read."

For all they knew, the sketch was dead.

Comedy gold, lost.

He’s fallen asleep in a cemetery.

He’s broken his hand playing an arcade game.

He was pelted by fruit while on vacation in Paris with his fianceeScarlett Johansson.

We also put Jost in the hot seat to answer what his all-time favorite Johansson performance really is.

Just because at this point I’ve been there, done that.

I’ve let go of all the shame related to [the pooping].

Back in the day, do you remember having those typical embarrassing posts?

No, almost never.

Ever since it started I truly thought that it was a gigantic waste of time.

Was that something you guys ever talked about?

I always looked up to him.

I remember he spoke at a graduation, a Harvard graduation one year.

I read the script.

It was before I was there.

I thought it was one of the funniest graduation speeches I’ve ever heard.

I actually sent him the book and wrote him a letter.

I wanted to send it to him because he was someone that was very inspiring to me.

He sent me back such a really, really funny and sweet letter typed up on a typewriter.

It’s something I will always treasure.

I have no idea.

I would love to go back to the studio.

It’s hard to do it remotely.

You also miss the production value.

We’d much rather be in a studio if it’s at all possible.

So we might be in the studio [next season], but in a modified way.

You know, or we might have to do it from home.

It’s hard to say.

Whether you return toSNLor not, what do you plan to keep yourself busy with beside the show?

There’s definitely movies I want to work on.

There are also television projects that are exciting.

I’m always someone who tries to focus on whatever is ahead of me, immediately.

Focus on one thing at a time.

That’s a very NBA press conference answer

I base all my answers off NBA press conferences.

I give a shot to dress the same.

I attempt to answer the same.

It was a beautiful movie.

[Laughs]

Don’t you mention in the book you actually went to Murray’s Christmas Party once?

Give us a tidbit.

I couldn’t possibly divulge any secrets.

Maybe in your memoir sequel, a follow-up toEverybody Poops?

That’s book number two.