Winter blues got you down?
Cobra Kai sensei Johnny Lawrence has five tips for making it through the long months ahead.
Read more from EW’s2021 Happy List a collection of pop culture pleasures to make your year even better.
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EW askedCobra Kai’s creative team to imagine how Johnny will make it through the long winter of 2021.
Read on, losers.
Plus, babes are hotter on the page.
That’s proven."
Everyone’s a mixologist
“Since when did having a drink involve a chemistry set?
Keep it simple and crack open aCoors Banquet.
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There’s no problem big enough that a Banquet can’t solve.”
Be kind, rewind
“Fire up thatVCRand let Sly take you away.
I fry mine in butter.
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But you could eat it cold with pickles.
If you have people over, melt some Velveeta on top and make it fancy.
You’re welcome.”
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Beach body ready
“Your gym may be closed, but the dojo’s open.
Bench press your coffee table.
Dopushupswith a dog on your back.
You ever see the World’s Strongest Man?
That’s what your body should look like.
Or do you wanna be a regular person with no muscle spillage?
Make the smart choice.”
