Sad that nearly all public pools and waterfronts are closed this holiday weekend?
Stay home instead to watch these worst-case beach scenarios, and be grateful you’re on dry land.
Jaws(1975)
One chomp to rule them all.
Credit: Everett Collection (2); Vince Valitutti/Sony
Sometimes it’s just easier to stay home.
Besides the dead male strippers, crumbling friendships, and aggressive Jet Skis, obviously.
(Though she’s no match, of course, forJason Statham’s steely gaze.)
Sony Pictures
Everett Collection
Everett Collection
Columbia Pictures
Warner Bros. Pictures
20th Century-Fox/Getty Images
Atsushi Nishijima/Neon
Everett Collection
Bleecker Street
Merie Wallace/Searchlight Pictures
Annapurna Pictures/Everett Collection
