He loves stories about monkeys, like one concerning a zookeeper whose simian charge seduced his human wife.
He thinks Eric Claptons Wonderful Tonight is sung from the point of view of a bloke in a wheelchair.
And he once nearly choked to death on a Mr.
In turn, Karl wrote in to tell us a little more about himself.
That, and a special edition of the weekly B&B calendar, after the jump.
I think its true.
Yesterday, I found out that there used to bebarber doctors.
Id prefer to call up alumberjack doctor.
I think they could do the job a lot quicker than abloke with a razor.
Hes more impressed by nature than anything else on earth.Nothing can beat it.
I put this down to the fact that there are notenough names for everything in the world.
We need more letters in thealphabet.
Hes not feeling the perks of celebrity.But then Im hardly Tom Cruise am I?
I dont understand the attractionpeople have to celebrity, either.
I dont know why people are intoreading that spotted section inHeatmagazine to find out what famouspeople are up to.
ButLindsay Lohan seen in a bar?
I like the Elephant Man too.
Itll end up taking over.
Ithink this is why some supermarkets have started to shrink-wrap theminto packs of three.
Its a song abouta deaf, dumb, and blind kid who is really good at pinball.
It just mademe wonder if its worth being good at something if youre not aware ofit.
He didnt know he was good at pinball.
He just enjoyed hitting thebuttons.
I may as well not have bothered putting money in the pinballmachine.
Hed be just as happy playing on it if it was unplugged.
I didnt enjoy it.
Before I had it done there was aquestionnaire asking me what my pain threshold was.
I thought it wasmeant to be relaxing.
Then they put on a CD of whale noises, which wasannoying me.
It always sounds more like a moan to me.
He doesnt like pet cats or birds.Both are a bit useless.
I dont think anyone really owns a cat.
Theydo what they want, dont they.
Paul Young sang, Wherever I lay my hat,thats my home.
I think the same applies with cats.
Wherever you putyour cat, thats its home.
The last thing he watched on TV was called Paul Merton in India.Pauls a comedian whos traveling about India.
He met some blindpeople who play cricket.
The Who could make a song about that.
Seems a bit cruel to name them after a month.
Its been cut out.
Im sure it will be onthe DVD extras though.
Who wrote these entries, Karl or his brain?Both of Us.
