As with every season ofBig Brother, the 90-minute live move-in was largely dull.

At first, everyone is justsuperhappy to be here.

Xavier is already worrying about “temptation” in the house and how a showmance could ruin his game.

It doesn’t take long before Frenchie has his nomination criteria.

“I don’t like meatheads,” he says.

Now, is Frenchie just saying the right things?

Or is he being sincere?

So, Frenchie initiates a private conversation, fully assuming the chat will confirm all his suspicions about Brent.

Frenchie admits that he made some assumptions about Brent, leading him to target Christian instead.

But of course, plans don’t come together so quickly.

Every team must decide who will play, or they’ll get chosen randomly.

And sure enough, Christian wins the competition.

On top of that, he gets a unique reward.

He spins a wheel and learns he gets to keep one other person safe.

So now Frenchie has to pivot.

His main target is now safe, but you know what?

He sees Christian and Alyssa getting close and thinks a showmance is developing.

If he can’t get Christian out, he can at least go after his budding romantic partner.

That’s the beauty of this episode.

It sets up Frenchie to completely fall on his face, and it’s wonderful to watch.

I don’t even have any strong opinions about Frenchie at the moment!