You will watch 9 hours of CBS reality television a week and like it!
Season 23 ofBig Brotherwill kick off that evening with a 90-minute live premiere.
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And if you are thinking “That’s not nearly enough!”
well, then, first of all, we like the way you think.
(Don’t worry, we have no idea what that means either.)
Say goodbye to your family.
Kiss your vaccinated social life goodbye.