Perhaps Im not the diabolical genius I think I am.
Hes not a criminal mastermind, hes a villain out ofEncyclopedia Brown.
Need more evidence that Ronnies strategy remains at a junior-high level?
Credit: Sonja Flemming/CBS
As Dalton Ross pointed out to me, Ronnie was using the whoever smelt it, dealt it defense.
Next thing you know, Ronnie is rubber, Casey is glue, and adouchebagsayswhat.
These crossdressing shenanigans were funnier than theUgly Truthpromo, and yet stilll less funny than psoriasis.
The only bright spot was watching Jessie mope when faced with his outsmarter from last season,BB10victor Dan.
I would much rather see a porcupine walking backward, grumbled Jessie.
Who knew Jessie had a porcupine ass fetish?
Their interactions are great if youve ever wondered what the exact opposite of witty banter would be.
Turns out Jordan cant tell time, and is utterly stymied when asked to divide 60 by four.
The producers seem to have quickly discarded the idea of making the competitions high-school-related.
For example, the first round had everyone grabbing quarters to give a shot to hit 100 bucks.
Jeff came within 87.50 and won that round.
Ronnie, who maintained that he didnt throw the game, went over by a jaw-dropping $507.75.
That is 2,031 quarters too many.
Suddenly Jordan isnt the only one who needs to sit down with an abacus.
Which means he may actually have been walking around with 30 quarters in his rear.
When they all tumbled free, gambler Natalie must have yelled, Hey, this ones paying out!
Ultimately, Jeff won the POV and took himself off the block.
Ronnie then made a lot of noise about backdooring Russell, but ultimately put up Jordan instead.
), it looked like this decision came after days of frenzied changed minds and betrayals.
No wonder Russell is occasionally driven to roid-ragey explosions.
Oh, and he calls himself, Shotgun, as many psychos would do, too.
Ill bet he and the roidy psychos get together and laugh about all the mistaken identities.
They probably even get each others mail!
Angry, angry, roidy letters.)
She took such pride in her brilliance, saying, It would be stupid not to send me home.
Jeff replied, No offense to you, but I think she is, too.
And with this, Icarus flew too close to the sun.
What did that gobbledygook even mean?
Was he reading a passage from Donald Rumsfelds memoirs?
The damage was done.
It was tough to pick a side here.
NEXT: And the evicted housemate is…
While chatting with Julie Chen in the HOH room (feel free to speak your mind!
When the vote came down, it was 8-1 to boot out Laura.
The one dissenting vote was from Natalie.
Hey, dont doubt her reasons, shes a poker player with a slop pass!
I dont get why she did that, unless it was to throw doubt into the house.
And seeing how well that worked for Ronnie, that seems crazy.
If you hadnt spoken your mind in the backyard, youd probably still be here.
This cemented just how deluded he is: She was already marked for elimination in the backyard.
All her outburst did was take him down with her.
What will this mean for the house?
Now that he has another chance at bat, should he target Russell?
If so, can even Jessie sleep through the sound of Russell foaming at the mouth outside his door?
Thats what happens when youre finishing your TV Watch at 1:30 a.m. and are starting to hallucinate.)
Dont forget to check outJulie Chens blogtoday.
(Admit it, she is bringing her A game!)
And check out below for Lynette Rices interview with last weeks ousted contestant, Braden.
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