So many events, so little time, too many scheduling conflicts.

It was another chaotic night in New York City yesterday.

Thats when I bolted for the exit door.

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Over it and nauseous from the fumes, we didnt put up a fight.

My friends departed for a benefit to raise funds for a gay elephant polo team (no lie!)

and I headed home.

Of course, no sooner than I arrived at my apartment, my BlackBerry started vibrating again.

It was an email from the publicist for the Hugo Boss event Hi.

But today, Im at a loss.

Where do I begin?

Are we annoyed that Mrs.Jay-Zwas too busy to show up for her listening session?

Lesson learned: never chase the party.