Will Smith’s beloved sitcom becomes a silly drama that’s not soapy or serious enough.

“Nostalgia’s a hell of a drug,” says Carlton Banks (Olly Sholotan).

And Carlton should know because all that Xanax he snorted literally starts pouring out of his nostril!

BEL-AIR

Jabari Banks as Will and Jordan L. Jones as Jazz in ‘Bel-Air.'.Peacock

Welcome toBel-Air, aFresh Princeupdate that replaces the laugh track with dramatic intensity.

The concept remains unchanged from the ’90s sitcom.

TheBel-Airpremiere remixes the original cheeky rap intro into an extended prologue about gang violence and police brutality.

Will’s mom (April Parker Jones) has a simple solution.

She sends him to live with her sister Vivian Banks (Cassandra Freeman) in a gigantic Bel-Air mansion.

And I do mean gigantic.

InFresh Prince, Will’s aunt and uncle were rich, butsitcomrich, like the-house-is-mostly-a-couch-to-sit-on rich.

He’s running for district attorney.

His daughter Hilary (Coco Jones) is an influencer with 75 thousand followers and counting.

At school, middle child Carlton is a popular athlete.

“I mean, look at us!”

Carlton tells his siblings.

“Pure, unadulterated Black excellence!”

Hilary left college last year and has lived at home ever since.

Carlton takes rich-kid drugs, and Will’s arrival sends his cousin spiraling for various reasons.

Carlton as Draco to Will’s Harry?

That’s certainly an angle.

(It doesn’t matter if your cousin is a goonwhen someone is trying to kill you.)

Peacock officially describesBel-Airas a “dramatic take,” yet the show bungles basic rules of drama.

Shocking cliffhangers quickly get resolved.

Philip keeps solving major legal issues with Lawyer powers.

You always felt the rapper-turned-actor standing a few steps back from the sitcom world with a cockeyed can-you-believe-this grin.

(Put another way:I make this look good.)

Even in the dramatic context,Bel-Aircould use more of that sardonic spirit.

There are stray moments of observational hilarity.

In his first basketball game for Bel-Air, Will sidles up to a player on the opposing team.

“You really from Malibu?”

“You really from Bel-Air?”

the guy responds, with a wink another non-white athletic star from a rich white enclave.

Conversely, too much ofBel-Airis just too much, representing that old rebooting instinct to make everything extra something.

It’s the opposite of fresh: Nostalgia from hell.C

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