Question: Can you tell me if Derek gets hurt in theGreys Anatomyseason premiere?

BryanAusiello:Judging by thatinfamous promo, ABC certainly wants you to think that, right?

Well, allow me to clear things up for you by way of a multiple-choice quiz!

(Why should ABCs promo department have all the fun?)

Question: like tell me Cristinas new love interest onGreys Anatomy(a.k.a.

Kevin McKidd) is here to stay!

Have you seen a rough cut of the premiere or something?

If so, how bout you burn me a copy on the DL?

Shonda Rhimes is apparently doing cartwheels over his work thus far.Literallydoing cartwheels.

MyGreysmole saw her doing one in the parking lot last Thursday.

Question: Anything else onGreys Anatomy?

JacobAusiello:Dont be surprised if the season premiere leaves you a little, um,Lost.

No, the Chief isnt going to turn the donkey wheel in the basement and make Seattle Grace disappear.

LauraAusiello:Actually, two of my favorite Chuck-Sarah moments ever take place in episode 2.

Yvonne Strahovskis reaction to Chucks lame moves is pure romantic-comedy gold.

GaryAusiello:Yikes, thatsharsh.

Kinda-sorta true, but harsh nonetheless.You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Question: Give me something onGreek, just!

SandraAusiello:Rustys undercover lovah is returning!

Calvins exploring the same themes in his romantic life, too.

Question: Do you havegoodnews about House and Cameron?

AlekiAusiello:Theyre not getting killed off anytime soon.

Thats good, right?

Speaking ofHouse, guess whats on the cover of next weeksEntertainment Weekly(on sale Friday).

Cmon, have a guess.

Nope, notRules of Engagement.

Nope, notAccording to Jim.

Nope, notOne Tree Hill.

Nope, not the Smurfs.House!Houseis on the cover of the nextEW!

To celebrate, first Vicodins on me!

Question: Ive been waiting all summer to hear something onThe Game, sopleasespill.

TerrenceAusiello:Lavernes in the house!

Penny Marshall has been cast as Rick Foxs overprotective yet loving mother in the Oct. 31 episode.

Question: Do you have any scoop onPrison Break?

If youre not, you should be.

Question: kindly, kindly tell me thatSwingtownwill be renewed!

ErikAusiello:Tell your Jesus-lovin mother to start praying harder because its not looking good.

Question: I just spent my entire weekend watching ABC FamilysSamurai Girl.

Is this going to be made into a series or another miniseries?

They left it with a cliff-hanger, and open-ended things make me crazy!

Thanks for watching, Hannah!

Sorry for driving you crazy.

Well, not really.

Question: So, you are one of the lucky privileged people who got to see the premiere ofCSIearly.

What is the deal with Grissom-Sara?

All of these interviews and articles make it sound like their relationship is in huge amounts of trouble.

Question: Any scoop on the midseason Fox showGlee?

AmandaAusiello:Lets see.

Fun premise (worst high school glee club in the nation!)

Either way, I cant wait!

Question: Are we any closer to finding out who killed Monks wife?

HeatherAusiello:Monk had a wife?

Man, Ive really fallen behind on this show.

Question: Any spoilers about theLostcharacters we already know and care about?

Enough about the newbies.

MaryAusiello:Does Lance Reddick count?

Question:The Office?

Pretty yo with cherries on top.

Whispers my spy: This year is all about being bigger and better.

Question: Got any scoop on Jim and Pams relationship onThe Office?

SaraAusiello:With a bigger budget comes…fake rain?

Question:Veronica Marsmovie update yo!

Im going to ask you about it every week until this thing gets made!

ChristinaAusiello:Sounds like Papa Mars is on board!

Nothings official, but theyre talking about it.

Question: Any cool news regarding Lois onSmallville?

Clark, in turn, seeks Jor-Els help in restoring her memories wellalmostall her memories.

You see, Clark decides that his BFF might be better off forgetting a thing or two.

Question: Do you have any intel on CBSThe Unit?

JamesAusiello:Youre too smart for your own good, James.

A90210rep tells me that Gray is playing a brand new character by the name of Sue Ellen Ewing.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Question: Im so on board withPrivileged!

the original Warren Lockridge onSB) has landed the plum part, and will show up sometime in November.

Oh, and a quick correction on my90210answer above.

The name of Linda Grays90210character is actually Victoria Brewer.

I mustve got my notes mixed up.

Question: How long is Madchen Amick sticking around onGossip Girl?

(New hubby Christian Slater may have something to say about that, though.)

Question: Have you forgotten about a little show calledFriday Night Lights?

JeremyAusiello:Who do you think I am, an Emmy voter?

(Speaking of which, help right some of those wrongs by voting in our first annualEWwy Awards!)

Anyway, if Im interpreting your passive-aggressive dig correctly, Jeremy, youre hungry for something onFNL.

Thats all for this week!

Send questions/scoops/Keri Russell sightings toausielloscoop@ew.comThanks for playing!