), scoop about my latest Lauren Graham sighting, and much, much more.

Lets get to it!

Question: So, how exactly isHousegoing to make his pain magically disappear next week?

Reina

Ausiello:He switches to a new drug and no, itsnotheroin.

But thats not the big news,thisis: House and Wilson go on a date!

Question: Whats up with the McFight on tonightsGreys Anatomy?

Is Derek hitting Mark over Lexie?

Michelle

Ausiello:Kind of, but not really.

Its a classic case of transference.

Dereks really mad at Addison, but he ends up taking his frustration out on Mark instead.

And man, do those two beat the crap out of each other.

Question: Can you give us some scoop on tonightsGreys?

Greysfan

Ausiello:Izzie finds out that her blood sample was mixed up

(shocker!

), which means shes suffering from something far worse than

anemia (double shocker!).

Sadly, we have to wait until March

12 for the official diagnosis.

Question: Will we be getting any Callie-Arizona scenes onGreys Anatomythis week?

Alyssa

Ausiello:Thats affirmative.

Callie asks Arizona out on a date!

Question: I want to congratulate you on your 26th birthday coming up on

Monday!

Now, how about some juicyLostscoop.

Anglique

Ausiello:How about you get my age right first.

Do I

really look that old?

So much forOil of Olay Daily Regenerating

Serum.

like tell me shes not going to take

a header into the Dead Pool come season end.

Nicole

Ausiello:Relax, Chloe isnt dying.

But someoneelseis this Monday.

Also in next weeks ep: A24fave returns and a new threat will be revealed!

(Is

it just me, or did that last sentence read like a Fox promo?

I think

Ive been doing this too long.)

Question: SinceScrubsmoved to ABC, there is always a character missing from each episode.

Shanon

Ausiello:Money.

The easiest way to do that was to give every cast member

two episodes off.

Question: Ask Ausiello is a day late!

Oh,thatsright you had to up

and change everything.

For my troubles, can you at least tell me if

theres any hope for a second season ofPrivileged?

The season finale airs Tuesday and even the slightest ratings bump

could increase the shows season 2 odds.

Girlfriend makes someverypersuasive arguments.

Question: Seriously, Mike?

Youve goneweekswithout giving us newBonesscoop!

Oh, and the Booth-Brennan sex

thing in the May finale?

Yep, still happening.

Tara

Ausiello:I was not.

Im actually going to keep quiet about which

actress I was referring to until theres something solid to report.

Dont want to jinx things.

Having said that, Id

like to take this opportunity to nominateAmerican Dreamsingenue

Brittany Snow for the role.

(If she can pull off

the 60s, the 80s oughta be breeze.)

Plus, anything that keeps her

away fromProm Night 2hasto be a good thing, right?

If you agree,

limb all alone.

Question: just, I need someGossip Girlscoop on Blair and Chuck!

Carla

Ausiello:Okay, but I have to warn you, its going to make youvery

angry.

Leighton Meesters real-life beau, Sebastian Stan, will be

reprising his role as the shifty Carter Baizen.

Dont shoot the messenger!

Question: I am leaving for France tomorrow for nine days.

Could you like give me someGossip Girlto hold me over?

Rachel

Ausiello:You know Serenas new grifter beau, Gabriel (Armie Hammer)?

Shes met him before only she cant remember where or when.

Question: Do we have to beg for someBig Bang Theoryspoilers?

Irrel

Ausiello:Begging works.

Question: Any rumors, tidbits, scoops, or details regardingTerminator:

The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

Is what I fear most about to pass is

Summer Glau leaving the show?

Kevin B.

Ausiello:No, but one of her female co-stars is on March 6.

Question: Any scoop onFlight of the Conchords?

The two meet

her in the park while she searches for her missing dog, Charlie.

Bonus

Conchordsgoss: Bret takes up Jazzercise!

Now in totally unrelated

news, the answer to last weeks multiple choiceERquiz is A: $125K.

Question: After seeingUgly Bettylast Thursday, its about time Ms.

Meade (Judith Light) got a man.

And I know just the man for the role:

Tony Danza.

She could even answer the door in her robe.

Sina

Ausiello:Funny you should mention that.

Either way, Danza should probably put a call into his agent.

Question: I recallDamageswas renewed for seasons 2 and 3

simultaneously.

So his character remains vital and important to the lives of Patty and

Michael Hughes.

Theres always a chance he will come back.

Sydney

Ausiello:I have mixed feelings aboutDollhouse.

My biggest complaint is the complete and utter lack of

humor.

Wheres the Whedonesque ha-ha weve all come to depend on?

And

when Iamlaughing, I dont think Im supposed to be.

For

instance, Eliza Dushku as a ball-busting hostage negotiator?Highlarious.

The only thing I find relatable about him is his

taste in sweater vests.

Despite all this, Im four episodes in and I cantwaitfor No.

Question: Okay, Ill bite: Give me some spoilerage about the two deaths coming up onBig Love.

Jenna

Ausiello:Ones male and ones female.

Additional clues can be found here, but click over at your own risk.

Question: like, I needbigspoilers forBig Love.

What is coming up!

What is going to happen to poor Sarah?

And what is going on with

Margene?

Katie

Ausiello:Sarahs baby daddy, Scott (Breaking Bads Aaron Paul) returns

on March 15.

And Margene starts her own business selling, what else,

bracelets.

Question: Whats the latest onNumb3rs?

Amber

Ausiello:The answer lies in a recent Ask Ausiello.

Question: You have to stop teasingSupernaturalfans about thisbig

Winchester brawlthats going to happen in the season finale.

Just

answer us this question: What causes the big hoopla?

Ash

Ausiello:I honestly dont know.

Maybe it has something to do with

Sams demon blood addiction.

Or maybe its fallout from a

certain death thats coming up in April.

Or maybe… nope, those are

the only two theories Ive got.

Question:CSI… anything?

Kent

Ausiello:Yuh-huh.

Question: I saw your BFF Lauren Graham inGuys & Dollsthis weekend

and she wasamazing!

Jacqueline

Ausiello:I saw her, too.

What do you want to bet my seats sucked worse

than yours?

Ill wager $10K.

The half I saw I

really enjoyed.

And man, Lauren cansing.

I met her backstage afterwards and she

couldnt have been nicer.

As for your question (you thought I

forgot, didnt you?

), in the finale ofBrothers & Sisters, I hear Kitty goes house-hunting

with someone other than Robert.

Could it bethis

guy?

Okay, thats a wrap!

Send questions/anonymous tips/birthday wishes toausielloscoop@ew.com.

Oh, I almost forgot: Im officially a Twittering fool!

it’s possible for you to follow me at

twitter.com/ewausiellofiles.

(Additional

reporting by Lynette Rice, Andy Patrick and Aly Semigran)