New looks are everywhere, but the nasty personalities – yes, you, Allison!
was that almost none of it had to do with the makeovers.
Lets break (it) down.
We just got some free stuff!
), Fatima told the Annihilator (a.k.a.
Allison), Your ass is the epitome of apple-bottom-ness….I think your butt is big.
Well, maybe because youre bigger in general than some of us.
Naturally, no aspiring model wants to engage in a your-butt-is-bigger-than-mine debate.
Fatima chocked it up to immaturity until Allison said something that was bleeped.
be heard loud and clear?
The fight that followed was an interesting one: Is Well, you said something that offended me first!
(Id argue no.
Especially when Fatimas insensitive remark wasnt premeditated, and Allisons was.)
2: Were in a Wal-Mart.
Youre going on a modeling show.
Maybe stop into Sephora and have someone give you a quick tutorial on proper system.
(And while youre at it, take me with you.)
The girls had five minutes to frantically enjoy the allegedly enhanced shopping experience and apply their faces.
3: Do we actually have to like Dominique now?
We need to stop and acknowledge that the words drag queen were not uttered in this episode.
We also need to acknowledge that, for once, Dominique moved us with one of her girl-power speeches.
It was enough to erase all those annoying third-person references she makes to herself.
Id always assumed that people do this when they think too highly of themselves.
If she says it, maybe shell believe it….
Crisis No.
4: Miss J. ceases to be funny.
This is a tough business.)
The only tears we got this time were Fatimas, over the pain of getting her first weave.
Damn, that must really hurt.
The award for best reaction, however, has to go to Stacy-Ann.
The vacant dont normally fascinate me, but this girl does.
(Hold on, I need to go watch that again….Ah.
As she proved in her photo shoot on the boat, shes still fierce.
And that word is actually warranted for a change that photo was hot.
A panther in an urban jungle, as Paulina growled later at panel.
I finally understood why Marvitas on the show.
(And Im so glad that Slezak has a My Little Pony on hisAmericas Next Top Dollshow!)
I think her eyes were amazing in the picture, but her body still reads painfully awkward to me.
Katarzyna essentially just darkened her hair color to bring out her Baby Paulina features.
More on her later.
Claires new platinum buzz cut is pretty kick-ass.
Im looking forward to seeing how that translates to the next Badgley Mischka-style runway show.
Fatimas long, chestnut weave is, you know, pretty.
I wonder if Dominique was really as confident in the new look as she seemed.
Were afraid, Amis.
NEXT: Who ordered the horndog?
5: Katarzyna is just too damn hot.
As Tyra told Holz at panel, You were shooting her with your loins, not your camera.
It must be an amazing feeling to be a woman whos told shes too sexy.
Though I imagine hearing Paulina say you look a little Mail Order Bride No.
I hope we see someone show Katarzyna how you tone that sex appeal down.
6: Allison cant say thank you.
You look so soft and pretty.
I wont miss Allison, or hearing about how much experience she has.
But I did feel a little sad for her when she broke down.
Im not going home.
So what do you think?
Did Allison deserve to go, or did Dominique?
Which makeover was the best and which was the worst?
(Im still working on that, but the day is young.)
