Now on to business.
Like, I eat steak.
It wouldnt bother me to, like, put it on.
Paulina and Tyra said it was a metaphor for how women are sometimes treated in the modeling world.
On so many levels.
Their dainty attempts at snarling were highly amusing TV, though totally boring as still photos.
Its no surprise that Lauren, a zombie-movie fan, rocked this gory shoot.
It pains me to say it, but I think Dominique got a bum rap at panel.
As odd as you might think Amis is, Dominique is just as out there.
Why would that have possibly been the best freakin bottom two inTop Modelhistory?
Every week Tyra guarantees someone in the bottom two another week by calling her name.
Alas, this show has just enough class not to do that.
), Stacy-Ann seemed pleased: Oh, wow, a whole bunch of really cute firefighters.
Im like, Ahhh!
So it was super, super cool.
Dominiques walk was fine (Its Dominique!)
(Cue the stripper music and bend at the waist.)
Lauren was predictably clueless, but at least we finally got to see J. trying to teach her something.
And then there was Amis, who skipped like a loon because It makes me feel good.
It wasnt until the judges panel that I understood Amis.
You hear that modeling and acting are all about confidence, and Im beginning to believe it.
No other emotion registers.
Fatima buttoned her cardigan incorrectly, which she thought no one would notice.
(Maybe because she failed to notice the white stripe running horizontally along the bottom of the sweater?)
That, combined with her speed walk, was enough to make J. say, Off with her head.
But isnt a bare breast a different matter?
Or only when youre modeling in front of children?
So, what do you think?
Are you bored with the house dramas that seem to go nowhere?
Are you, like Paulina, over Laurens insecurities and ready to see her hold her head high?
(Notice that Im just pretending Miss J.s sparkle brows do not exist.)
