Megan (Joy and Pain) Corkrey reclining on the safety couches.
Matt Giraud flirting with elimination.
A possessed (and ravenous) Smokey Robinson repeatedly menacing a caterwauling Joss Stone.
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Was I having a nightmare fueled by sleep deprivation and Kara DioGuardis sudden obsession with the word artistry?
No, actually, it was just a special Thursday-night edition of theAmerican Idolresults-show extravaganza!
(Oh snap!)
Dancing Paula, yeah.
Go home, Kara, yeah.
NEXT: Group synch
Okay,Idolaudience: The applause sign is flashing.
But then again, it seems like the results-show experience is getting further and further away from reality altogether.
Weve known for weeks now just using our eyes and ears that the group performances were being lip-synched.
(Thanks, Jorge!)
Take Ruben Studdards rendition of his latest single, Together.
So what if the song seems to have no discernable melody?
(Oh yeah, I broughthername into it again!)
And yes, that is officially the gayest sentence I have ever written.)
Oh yeah, its like that, yall.)
You cant reverse that.
seemed like a not-well-disguised effort to create some Friday morning water-cooler buzz:
That Simon!
Talk about keepin it real, dawg!
Retract those claws, Seacrest; your name aint Wolverine!
What did you think of tonights show, especially the pre-recorded group number?
Did anyone notice Megans wacky face when Ryan recounted the judges saying her Motown performance was a horrible trainwreck?
Who else heard Paulas loopy I love you, Stevie!
before Mr. Wonder began his performance?
