(Seems thosefirst-week wrinklesstill havent all been smoothed out yet.)

My heart was now at peace.

He is called Smirkelstiltskin, and he has missed you all.

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But Im getting a little ahead of myself.

You got just a taste of this womans delicious weirdness at home, believe me.

They didnt, and Kanye was Audi 5000. producer Ken Warwick yelling presumably for the new judge to get her package-artist behind to the stage.

Make of that what you will.

(Sorry, that was Smirkels doing.

He doesnt mess around.)

Wheres Scotts seeing-eye stud when he needs him?

Anoop first made a beeline for the bathroom, and then seemed to float gamely between the two groups.

I wonder if Noop Dawg got the courage to ask for Kellys number.

Anoop and Kris even shared a solid, both-arms-around-the-back hug.

Dont worry, he survived.

So, PopWatchers, how are you feeling about the first results show onIdols big stage?

When did you suspect Kanye was pre-taped?

Do you think there was any significance to the judges all-black ensembles?