It’s ghosts versus killers versus killer ghosts as American Horror Story sets up for its final spandex showdown.
Were down to the penultimate episode ofAmerican Horror Story: 1984!
Glamorous ghosts in tattered nightgowns!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: 1984 — Pictured: Zach Villa as Richard Ramirez. CR: Kurt Iswarienko FX.Kurt Iswarienko/FX
(Side note: Two characters running through the rules of surviving their own horror movie?
How very mid-90s meta!)
And remember Bruce (Dylan McDermott)?
(The owner of this one is locked in the trunk, which is conveniently lined with red upholstery.
Really hides the bloodstains!
Excellent resale value!)
Meanwhile, up at Redwood, the endless cycle of murder, ghost drama, and more murder continues.
While the women hash out their differences (Im a cold-blooded killer!
), Stacy runs for her life.
So thats the plan?
We kill everyone we meet?
Not quite, Bruce… but also, actually, sort of?
Think the day the music died, except with way more feathered bangs and synth beats.
She tells Jingles that he can stay here, be happy, and let go of the past.
It all ends next week with the season finale!
Til then, lights out, campers.
