A group of spandex-loving camp counselors converge on the site of a grisly massacre.
Amid the heavy breathing comes an ominous jingle and then the knife.
stabs everyone to death and takes their ears as souvenirs.
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Chet (Gus Kenworthy) is a hard-bodied athlete who lost his Olympic bid on a failed drug test.
Everyone is invited to join him, but Brooke declines.
She fights him off with a frying pan, and he flees with a promise: Ill find you!
Satan will show me the way!
But Margaret has a secret past, too!
Let he who is without ears cast the first stone, etc etc.
Hes the camps activities director, a fellow aerobics enthusiast with how to put this delicately?
a penis so big it should have its own zip code.
(Also, the lake is very deep.
Ba-dum, ching.)
Could this be our serial killer?
And why settle for just one serial-killing psycho in your horror story when you could havemore?
