Of course, they were by me, but then I always was theAhmed Chalabi of 30 Rock.
I already had big (big!)
plans that night anyway.
Yes, my Quiznos meatball sub with extra bread was excellent, thank you for asking.)
As you probably surmised, last nights episode humorously addressed the war in Iraq.
Frequent Bush administration critic Alec Baldwin must have been positively giddy lampooning the president.
Fortunately, Lemon steered clear of the war zone, but love is also a battlefield.
A Mrs. Robinson joke wouldve been too easy, but when Lutz called Lemon Maude, koo-koo-ka-choo, brilliant.
On his show, Jerry dumped women who had man hands or used a dirty toothbrush.
For a sexy librarian with thick hair and a decent set, Lemon deserves better.
Someone smart, ambitious, and with a good head suit.
Someone kind, who gives tuxedos to the homeless.
Yes, someone like Jack.
Did you catch that at the end of the show?
When Jack let slip that hes off the market bleeding-heart congresswomen C.C., right?
Lemon was awfully quick to ask, Oh.
Are you seeing someone?
Conversely, it was he who bluntly complimented Lemons lemons.
Methinks theres something there.
Lets just hope it doesnt emerge until at least season 4.
Last night was a coming-out party of sorts for sexy bear Frank.
Fortunately, Frank didnt cut off his ear in despair.
So, am I way off on Jack and Lemon?
And how priceless was Jennas Amber Alert affair with the soda-drinking, Heelys-gliding teenager?
It didnt end well.
(Stop hitting yourself, Jenna.)
Thank goodness Kenneth gave her that Native American complaint catcher during the Holiday Funtimes ad that aired duringThe Office.
