Netflix catches up with two happy couples and other searching singles from the experimental dating series.
Cast your mind back, if you’re able to, to the pre-pandemic days of 2020.
Well, let’s not dwell on regrets.
Lauren and Cameron on ‘Love Is Blind: After the Altar’.Netflix
Or maybe let’s?
Hey, we only have ourselves to blame for tuning into the last installment.
Unsurprisingly, many failed in this quest for blind love, but a staggering two (!!)
Amber and Barnett on ‘Love Is Blind: After the Altar’.Netflix
couples actually went through with their vows and have been (happily?)
Congrats,Cameron and LaurenandBarnett and Amber.
We truly do not know how you pulled it off.
Netflix
Some are dating or engaged to someone completely new.
And some are Mark.
We’ll get to that a little later.
Here are 16 things we gleaned fromAfter the Altar:
1.
Damian has really gotten into self-love since spending time staring at a wall.
He recently splurged on some under-eye filler and botox in his armpits.
He also drives a Porsche Panamera, but the less attention paid to that the better.
Yup, he and Cameron even fist bump about it, so you know he means it.
3.Jessica, who moved away from Atlanta (Can you blame her?
Imagine bumping into Mark and/or Amber in the street?)
and has been living in Los Angeles, has a new boyfriend.
They met when he slid into her DMs and have been dating for seven months.
They’re taking it slow.
4.Carlton is still angry.
He feels misunderstood and abandoned by the pod squad and he’s still emotional about it.
He and Lauren meet for a cocktail to discuss.
Things get heated and he walks out.
Carlton does not attend the anniversary party/reunion with the rest of the cast.
5.Diamond has taken to picking up men at the carwash.
Hey, if it’s good enough for Rose Royce!
6.Another no-show at the anniversary party?Mark.
Before the big night, some of the girls meet to catch up.
It’s here that Jessica shares that she found out that Mark cheated on her during their engagement.
And not just once.
Apparently, there were up to eight girls at one time.
(Are we all talking about the same Mark, here?!)
7.We also learned that L.C.
One of the three girls Barnett got to reject.)
and Mark hooked up.
He also cheated on her while they were dating with his current baby mamma.
8.Amber wants a baby and she wants a baby soon.
Gotta say, impressed at this glimpse of maturity on Barnett’s part.
9.After having a seizure one night, Amber has been diagnosed with epilepsy.
11.Damian does not seem like a very good guy.
He tries to gaslight Giannina into thinking her reaction is the only thing that’s problematic about the situation.
Gigi, you look great.
dated “everybody except for the cameraman.”
13.Kenny is engagedand not to anyone in any way related to the show.
15.Cameron wants to be married for 200 years to Lauren.
He plans to keep her in a preservation chamber or create a cyborg of her.
We knew our fear of creepy Cameron wasn’t unwarranted.
16.Lauren also leaves us with this unsettling declaration: “Cam likes to get it in.”
Love Is Blind: After the Altaris available to stream on Netflix now.
