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Here, we rank the best from one to five.
(Of all days, Queen C!)
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Think hoards of frighteningly feisty women clawing at you – including Drusilla.
Glee, “Silly Love Songs”
Kissing booths!
And all to the backdrop of love songs?
Thatsone Valentines Day to remember at McKinley High.
Plus, Ted gets excited/serious about yetanotherrelationship and we’re introduced to Marshpillow <3.
Friends,The One with the Candy Hearts
Oh.
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Worse yet is when said ex is the ever-insufferable Janice.
That’s either terrifying or adorable.
Poor, Chandler – it’s almost like the day’s cursed for him.
In the end though, a pregnant Rachel finds it the most horrifying.
Gossip Girl, “Crazy, Cupid, Love”
May as well rename Gossip Girl cupid!
And how am I going to celebrate?
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By exposing a giant secret today that’s sure to break more than a few hearts."
Not the most reassuring words toopen an episode.
Also, Georgina’s in town so you know to expect more heartache than happiness.
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In other words, it’s really just another night on the Upper East Side.
Luke has a crush on his exs mom, Julie.
Thought that was awkward?
Sandy didn’t even bring his signature bagels for this pow wow.
“You, dog, you.”
Especially when by “bad guy” we’re not just referring to a persistent ex.
Oh, did we mention it’s not human blood he’s after it’s vampire blood?
Nothing says Valentine’s Day like hearts, flowers, and vampire cannibalism.
Um, seriously, who needs a Valentine when you’ve got that kind of Galentine?
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Lisa gives Ralph Wiggum a Valentine’s Day card when she notices he hasnt received any.
If thats not a heartwarming V-day tale, we dont know what is.
Shes a little cold?
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Its not totally comfortable?
Nope, its worse.
Its not all bad though; Clive Bixby, Phils almost-smooth talking alter ego makes an appearance.
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They eventually get to it by ditching their daughter with Lexi for the night.
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